It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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