Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
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