no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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