Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Randomize
