We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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