all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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