So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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