covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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