Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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