Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
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