butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Barsexuality is the new black.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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