You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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