I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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