Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
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