Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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