I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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