I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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