I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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