Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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