i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
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