well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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