Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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