idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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