proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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