Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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