WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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