started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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