My brain says no but my pants say off.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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