there was a trapeze. enough said
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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