I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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