I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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