i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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