im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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