don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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