Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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