i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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