As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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