Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
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