OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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