real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
"it" just moved
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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