my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
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