better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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