he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
it glows. i had to have it.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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