covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
