i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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