He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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