I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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