I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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