Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize