so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
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