I showed him my bush... on skype.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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