I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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