It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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