No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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