He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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